Heard of tying a pork-chop around your neck so the dog will play with you?

People love shiny things!

(Cats too)

Don't settle for a twist tie!

Put a ring on his

or her finger.

Or your own.

We don't judge!

Not just for common criminals. Adorn your wrists with something more luxurious than fuzzy handcuffs this season.

Bling for your head!

What more can we say.

Put those piercings to good use and catch someone's eye with these stunners!